Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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