Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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