i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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