Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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