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I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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