Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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