3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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