physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Randomize
