Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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