I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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