His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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