found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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