There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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