u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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