I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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