There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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