You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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