I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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