If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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