hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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