we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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