At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
