We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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