my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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