Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You can't motorboat a personality
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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