D3 body, D1 cock
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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