Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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