I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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