I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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