can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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