new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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