i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You can't just leave with hair like that
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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