Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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