There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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