chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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