I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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