my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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