i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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