sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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