Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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