PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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