She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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