omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
