I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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