It's Friday. Sex?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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