but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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