when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Be still, my beating vagina.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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