Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts