Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once