from now on my penis is your penis
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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