Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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