If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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