That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina