I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going