Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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