I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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