We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just found puke in my bra..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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