the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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