Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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