How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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