just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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