toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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