i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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