FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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