If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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