I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.